Tell Me Your Funniest Pet Story

This is a very easy swap. For all of us who own pets, we have gathered over the lifetime of our pet "stories" that we like to tell our co-workers and friends. So here is the swap and I apoligize if this has already been done, but I would like to do it again if it has:

Put your thinking cap on and write a letter detailing your funniest story or stories about your pet.The letter should be at least two pages minimum, (front and back). First introduce your pet, just like you would introduce yourself, tell how you came to have this pet and where you got it from. Next tell your story. That's it, very simple. Newbies are certainly welcome to join this swap, but I still reserve the right to ban anyone that looks to be a risk swapper. I will angel this swap if anyone gets flaked on, but I shouldn't have to.