Mad Lib - Thanksgiving Dinner Penpal Letter

Use this Mad Lib generator ( http://www.wordblanks.com/mad-libs/holiday/our-thanksgiving-dinner-penpal-letter ) to send a made-up "pen pal letter" to your partner.

• Fill in all the blanks. If you don't know the parts of speech, look them up. Be creative in your word choices!
• (Please do NOT use the automated word fill option, as it tends to chose words that work poorly in the final product.)
• Copy your final Mad Lib and send it to your partner via Swap-Bot's PM (private message) system.

I won't put any restrictions on language, but check your partner's profile to make sure they're not offended by R-rated speech.

Newbies welcome. I reserve the right to ban anyone based on my own judgment, but this is such an easy swap I expect that everyone will follow through.

Send on time.
Rate promptly and accurately.
Communicate if there are any problems.